George's Ideas

(George and Jerry are in the Coffee shop)

George: I am thinking of trying the wig thing again

Jerry: Sure, it's natural for people to repeat and re-use their successful ideas but if all you've got is a bunch of unsuccessful ideas, I guess that's what you gotta repeat.

George: Huh?

Jerry: Nothing, I'm just saying no idea by itself is successful or unsuccessful, it's the people who make them

George: Whatever!

George's Move

(George in the Coffee shop with a couple of  luggage bags on either side. He doesn't look happy as Jerry walks in)

George: Guess what?

Jerry: It's a rather long list, just tell me what it is

George: You can't take a guess with all this stuff here?

Jerry: With you and these bags, I've got about 20 things to guess

George: Alright! I'm moving out of my parents house, I've had it with them

Jerry: Oh...normally that's a good thing but I'm not sure in your case

George: I'm moving in with Kramer

Jerry: Oh, now I'm sure, gotta be a good thing.

George's BreakUp

(George and Jerry in the Coffee Shop)

Jerry: What's the matter, you seem yourself

George: Katie broke up with me

Jerry: Oh, but you saw that coming for some time, didn't you?

George: No, I just saw it going

George's Insurance

(Jerry and George are in a hospital waiting for Elaine. They are to see a mutual friend; James, who's been admitted. The friend is progressively less acquainted from Elaine to Jerry to George. George is looking a bit dull.)

Jerry: What's the matter.

George: Nothing

Jerry: I think I know you well enough to be your lie detector

George: Our friend here has same Health Insurance Provider as me, somehow I feel like I am paying for this operation

(Elaine walks in and notices George being unhappy about something)

Elaine: George, it's good to see you empathize. I didn't know you're such a good friend of James, good for you!

Jerry: Yep, their friendship is really ... insured

George's Office

(Jerry, George and Kramer are in Jerry's apartment. George comes out of the bathroom, Jerry is in the kitchen taking a drink out of the fridge, Kramer is on the couch)

Jerry: What happened, you were in there for like half hour

George: I've been having some trouble at the uh ..the office

Jerry: Oh, this office too? (throws the drink on to the table to indicate the topic of conversation doesn't lend itself to a drink)

George: Yeah, but I hate those proctologists, I don't know what to do

Jerry: What else can you do, I mean, it's not a Plumber job!

George: Plumber, huh?

Jerry: Oh no

George: Plumbers are much better with pipes, aren't they

Kramer: I'm gonna have to go with George on this one

Jerry: Just because you guys are here and now in flesh and blood, people may think otherwise but you're actually mythical creatures.

(George looks at Jerry in his own still, loser kind of way while Kramer looks matter of fact) 

Kramer's Job

(Jerry, George and Kramer are having breakfast at the Coffee shop. George is dressed up for a job interview)

Jerry: Really, you got a job interview now, in this tough economy? I guess the opposite thing is still working for you, doom time is your time.

George: What can I say, when the going gets upside down, the opposites get going

Jerry: You must be feeling really confident about this interview, there's nothing Biff about you today.

George: Of course, and I don't want to take any chances with confidence, it's a bubble, so I'm wearing my favorite underwear today

Jerry: That gives you real confidence?

George:It doesn't?

Jerry: I don't know...he feels great not wearing anything down there!  (pointing thumb at Kramer sitting next to him). You two represent opposite ends of the spectrum and I'll tell you, I'm getting really tired running from one end of the spectrum to the other at a moment's notice and back. It's a big spectrum you know.

George: Huge spectrum

Kramer: Jerry, come on, if it'll make you feel any better, I'll never go to a job interview, there...that better?

Jerry: That's comforting

George: Why would you, you already got a job, you're the Vice President of the Mooch Division at Jerry's office

Jerry: That's not comforting

Kramer ( little confused yet a little proud): Vice President, huh?

George's Women

(George and Jerry are in the Coffee shop)

George: I remember couple of girls from school, when we were in 8th Grade, used to show some interest in me.

Jerry: Really?

George: Well, either that or they had squint eyes but I've decided to pursue them anyway

Jerry: Why not, except that they might remember you with Kenny G's hair and had no idea how you'd end up

George: Great, so I looked up for one Shirley Stone in Google search, nothing came up

Jerry: Oh, that's a shame. Must have been dead for quite sometime

George: You think?

Jerry: Either that or she must have joined the Amish

George: So what do you think?

Jerry: What?

George: You know, me and Amish women, you think it'll work out?

Jerry: Tough, you see, we are married to modern amenities and comforts much more intimately than we could ever hope to do so with any woman. A mere spoon could be all it takes to make our pathetic lives look lot better

George: Oh come on they must have some kind of wooden spoons or something

Jerry: How about the Daily News?

George: What do they do down at the Amish to get girls. With no jobs, no cars, no apartments, what do they show off?

Jerry: I guess the REAL person

George: What is that?

Jerry: I have no idea