George's Women

(George and Jerry are in the Coffee shop)

George: I remember couple of girls from school, when we were in 8th Grade, used to show some interest in me.

Jerry: Really?

George: Well, either that or they had squint eyes but I've decided to pursue them anyway

Jerry: Why not, except that they might remember you with Kenny G's hair and had no idea how you'd end up

George: Great, so I looked up for one Shirley Stone in Google search, nothing came up

Jerry: Oh, that's a shame. Must have been dead for quite sometime

George: You think?

Jerry: Either that or she must have joined the Amish

George: So what do you think?

Jerry: What?

George: You know, me and Amish women, you think it'll work out?

Jerry: Tough, you see, we are married to modern amenities and comforts much more intimately than we could ever hope to do so with any woman. A mere spoon could be all it takes to make our pathetic lives look lot better

George: Oh come on they must have some kind of wooden spoons or something

Jerry: How about the Daily News?

George: What do they do down at the Amish to get girls. With no jobs, no cars, no apartments, what do they show off?

Jerry: I guess the REAL person

George: What is that?

Jerry: I have no idea