(George and Jerry are in the Coffee shop)
George: How about this, I sign up with some charity organization, I hear they have pretty girls there these days as volunteers or something, charity's become like a chic thing for them now.
Jerry: Nah, we tried charity once, remember?
George: Oh those old guys, they were idiots!
Jerry: Pretty girl or a whining old bag; efforts to please them are quite similar
(George and Jerry's facial expressions indicate a complete stalemate in the field of finding girls)
Jerry: I think it's time you considered Success. By now Success must be on its hands and knees begging that you give it a try. You've got to relent George.
George: Dammit! Is success really worth the effort?
Jerry: For the kind of effort you'd need to put in just to be able to bump in to it, I'm not sure.
George: Oh come on, there must be successful people who don't really deserve it. What about that, why can't I try that?
Jerry: You mean like the Enron Execs?
George: No, I am referring to the thousands who never get caught ever.They probably don't even know.
Jerry: Oh, that's gotta be tough
George: Alright, forget charity, forget success. what else...
George: How about this, I sign up with some charity organization, I hear they have pretty girls there these days as volunteers or something, charity's become like a chic thing for them now.
Jerry: Nah, we tried charity once, remember?
George: Oh those old guys, they were idiots!
Jerry: Pretty girl or a whining old bag; efforts to please them are quite similar
(George and Jerry's facial expressions indicate a complete stalemate in the field of finding girls)
Jerry: I think it's time you considered Success. By now Success must be on its hands and knees begging that you give it a try. You've got to relent George.
George: Dammit! Is success really worth the effort?
Jerry: For the kind of effort you'd need to put in just to be able to bump in to it, I'm not sure.
George: Oh come on, there must be successful people who don't really deserve it. What about that, why can't I try that?
Jerry: You mean like the Enron Execs?
George: No, I am referring to the thousands who never get caught ever.They probably don't even know.
Jerry: Oh, that's gotta be tough
George: Alright, forget charity, forget success. what else...
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