(Jerry is sitting on the chair in a relaxed manner. George is in semi-sleeping position on the couch watching TV with his arm supporting his head.)
George: Jerry can you get me a can of soda?
Jerry: You're closer to the fridge than me
George: But I'm lower than you, almost a foot, moving forward is much easier than moving upward
Jerry : Everything that makes sense is not necessarily good but that does make sense
(Jerry is still sitting, as if no one ever requested him anything)
George: What is it now?
Jerry (matter of factly): Well, making sense is not good enough. I veto against the Bill that says; you gotta do whatever makes sense. Besides, I think I feel a churn in the whole relationship dynamics here. I can feel it right in my stomach.
George: Oh come on, it's same as passing me salt at the Coffee shop. I think you're mistaking this situation for one of your life's minutiae that you generally interpret to death. That's what you're doing. Well it's not, just don't think too much and go get me a can, OK?? Is that simple?
Jerry: The energy you just spent talking is more than what it takes to get the can yourself
George: I know, but I've been having problems with inertia lately. I think I'm in advanced stage of inertia.Is there a good Doctor that you know?
Jerry: You know, technically, inertia is not a disease.
(looks at George who is in a perfect motionless state)
Jerry: No, I'll take that back. With you, it may just very well be. You're a great guy really, you take minor physical inconveniences and help them achieve their life long ambition of becoming a real full blown disease
George: Great! Do I now deserve a can of soda, please?
George: Jerry can you get me a can of soda?
Jerry: You're closer to the fridge than me
George: But I'm lower than you, almost a foot, moving forward is much easier than moving upward
Jerry : Everything that makes sense is not necessarily good but that does make sense
(Jerry is still sitting, as if no one ever requested him anything)
George: What is it now?
Jerry (matter of factly): Well, making sense is not good enough. I veto against the Bill that says; you gotta do whatever makes sense. Besides, I think I feel a churn in the whole relationship dynamics here. I can feel it right in my stomach.
George: Oh come on, it's same as passing me salt at the Coffee shop. I think you're mistaking this situation for one of your life's minutiae that you generally interpret to death. That's what you're doing. Well it's not, just don't think too much and go get me a can, OK?? Is that simple?
Jerry: The energy you just spent talking is more than what it takes to get the can yourself
George: I know, but I've been having problems with inertia lately. I think I'm in advanced stage of inertia.Is there a good Doctor that you know?
Jerry: You know, technically, inertia is not a disease.
(looks at George who is in a perfect motionless state)
Jerry: No, I'll take that back. With you, it may just very well be. You're a great guy really, you take minor physical inconveniences and help them achieve their life long ambition of becoming a real full blown disease
George: Great! Do I now deserve a can of soda, please?
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