(Jerry and George are in the apartment at about noon. Alarm goes off unexpectedly. Jerry walks toward it and picks it up)
Jerry (realizing instantly whose mischief it might have been): Kramer!
(Alarm doesn't stop ringing. Jerry tries to figure out what's wrong by turning it this side and that. He taps on it twice and it turns off)
George:I hate those alarms
Jerry:So you never use them?
George:No
Jerry:How do you make it on time to work then?
George: I get there on MY time. You can't play God! You get up when God says Get Up.
Jerry: You mean mental alarm?
George: No, that's different. My mental alarm sucks, I think it is just screwing with me. It goes off in the middle of the day sometimes..."oh by the way you were supposed to get up at 7 in the morning, did you make it?" Sometimes it doesn't ring at all, and argues with me that it did.Yesterday, went off in the middle of the night, just to tell me that it's all set and ready to go off at 7.
Jerry(shaking hands with George): Thank you, we've reached today's limit of your problems, thanks.
Jerry (realizing instantly whose mischief it might have been): Kramer!
(Alarm doesn't stop ringing. Jerry tries to figure out what's wrong by turning it this side and that. He taps on it twice and it turns off)
George:I hate those alarms
Jerry:So you never use them?
George:No
Jerry:How do you make it on time to work then?
George: I get there on MY time. You can't play God! You get up when God says Get Up.
Jerry: You mean mental alarm?
George: No, that's different. My mental alarm sucks, I think it is just screwing with me. It goes off in the middle of the day sometimes..."oh by the way you were supposed to get up at 7 in the morning, did you make it?" Sometimes it doesn't ring at all, and argues with me that it did.Yesterday, went off in the middle of the night, just to tell me that it's all set and ready to go off at 7.
Jerry(shaking hands with George): Thank you, we've reached today's limit of your problems, thanks.
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