(George and Jerry have come to the Coffee shop to debrief after a lunch double date)
George: That was a good date we had, huh, Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah, I can't believe we came out of it with no visible screw-ups...I think
(George smiles but it fades quickly. Jerry notices)
Jerry: What's the matter?
George: Some Deja Vu, I'm feeling something familiar, wait, I think I got it, oh no, it's that urge again.
Jerry: What urge?
George: You know, the uh may-be-there's-someone-else-better-out-there urge, why, why do we get that, why don't we just agree that the one we have has got to be as good as any.
Jerry: Or, why can't we admit that we are equally capable of finding a problem with anyone else out there as well as we can with the one we are seeing now.
George: We stick to our cars more than a few years for God Sake!
Jerry: Alright, let's see, what can we learn from our relationship with cars that we can apply to women?
George: So, you think it's a good comparison?
Jerry: I don't see why not, if you press the wrong button, both of them can go in reverse direction. But the problem is, they are going in opposite direction from each other.
George: What do you mean?
Jerry: Cars are progressively becoming low maintenance, where as women...
George: Could turn you in to a Head Mechanic at a Car Care Club
Jerry: Man! We're getting screwed both when we go to a Mechanic and when we ARE the Mechanics
George: That was a good date we had, huh, Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah, I can't believe we came out of it with no visible screw-ups...I think
(George smiles but it fades quickly. Jerry notices)
Jerry: What's the matter?
George: Some Deja Vu, I'm feeling something familiar, wait, I think I got it, oh no, it's that urge again.
Jerry: What urge?
George: You know, the uh may-be-there's-someone-else-better-out-there urge, why, why do we get that, why don't we just agree that the one we have has got to be as good as any.
Jerry: Or, why can't we admit that we are equally capable of finding a problem with anyone else out there as well as we can with the one we are seeing now.
George: We stick to our cars more than a few years for God Sake!
Jerry: Alright, let's see, what can we learn from our relationship with cars that we can apply to women?
George: So, you think it's a good comparison?
Jerry: I don't see why not, if you press the wrong button, both of them can go in reverse direction. But the problem is, they are going in opposite direction from each other.
George: What do you mean?
Jerry: Cars are progressively becoming low maintenance, where as women...
George: Could turn you in to a Head Mechanic at a Car Care Club
Jerry: Man! We're getting screwed both when we go to a Mechanic and when we ARE the Mechanics
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