Monday, August 8, 2011

George's Birthday

(All four are in the Coffee shop. Jerry is looking at the menu. George just broke up with a girl after a couple of dates for some petty reason)

Elaine: With all these food, it's hard to believe 1000s are dying from hunger everyday. Such a fundamental problem in so many countries.

George: It's a good thing people don't die from not being able to keep a girl for more than a couple of weeks.

Jerry: A fundamental problem right here in Manhattan.

(Llyod Braun is walking by and notices George)

Llyod: Hey George, Happy 40th Birthday

Jerry: Today's your Birthday?

Elaine: I had no idea

Llyod: I thought you guys are good friends

Jerry: We're just hanging out, nothing serious yet really

(Llyod walks away)

Kramer: Happy Birthday, George. You know what they say; life starts at 40

George (very nervously): What the hell does that mean?

Elaine: I guess you should Get a Life first to be able to start one.

Jerry (ponders): You're getting that (life) as a gift on your zeroth birthday, why not on the 40th, too?

George: Ho ho! Those Birthday gifts.

Jerry: And if you didn't get one by 40,  I guess it means, some kind of pollination may well be something you should start considering.


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