(All four are in the Coffee shop. Jerry is looking at the menu. George just broke up with a girl after a couple of dates for some petty reason)
Elaine: With all these food, it's hard to believe 1000s are dying from hunger everyday. Such a fundamental problem in so many countries.
George: It's a good thing people don't die from not being able to keep a girl for more than a couple of weeks.
Jerry: A fundamental problem right here in Manhattan.
(Llyod Braun is walking by and notices George)
Llyod: Hey George, Happy 40th Birthday
Jerry: Today's your Birthday?
Elaine: I had no idea
Llyod: I thought you guys are good friends
Jerry: We're just hanging out, nothing serious yet really
(Llyod walks away)
Kramer: Happy Birthday, George. You know what they say; life starts at 40
George (very nervously): What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: I guess you should Get a Life first to be able to start one.
Jerry (ponders): You're getting that (life) as a gift on your zeroth birthday, why not on the 40th, too?
George: Ho ho! Those Birthday gifts.
Jerry: And if you didn't get one by 40, I guess it means, some kind of pollination may well be something you should start considering.
Elaine: With all these food, it's hard to believe 1000s are dying from hunger everyday. Such a fundamental problem in so many countries.
George: It's a good thing people don't die from not being able to keep a girl for more than a couple of weeks.
Jerry: A fundamental problem right here in Manhattan.
(Llyod Braun is walking by and notices George)
Llyod: Hey George, Happy 40th Birthday
Jerry: Today's your Birthday?
Elaine: I had no idea
Llyod: I thought you guys are good friends
Jerry: We're just hanging out, nothing serious yet really
(Llyod walks away)
Kramer: Happy Birthday, George. You know what they say; life starts at 40
George (very nervously): What the hell does that mean?
Elaine: I guess you should Get a Life first to be able to start one.
Jerry (ponders): You're getting that (life) as a gift on your zeroth birthday, why not on the 40th, too?
George: Ho ho! Those Birthday gifts.
Jerry: And if you didn't get one by 40, I guess it means, some kind of pollination may well be something you should start considering.
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