(All four in the Coffee shop)
George: I changed my status back and forth between Single and In-a-Relationship so many times in the last 6 months that I'm afraid the whole Status label is going to break and fall off my Facebook page.
Jerry: You're on Facebook!
George: Why, of course Jerry, I gotta stay on top of these things. It's an emerging technology that may have a solution for short, stocky, bald men. You never know.
Jerry: What happened to Slow-witted?
George: What is with this obsession with Quick-wit? What are we, McDonald's? Hey, I may be slow but I am a good-wit, a Gourmet wit.
Elaine: I'm on that thing, too.
Jerry: You are!
(Everyone looks at Kramer who is sipping shake out of a long glass)
Kramer: I have three hundred and forty two friends
Jerry: Boy, I gotta get on this thing, friendship that you can turn on or off or even pause at the click of a button, it's like remote-control for the friendship. I might like that!
George: I changed my status back and forth between Single and In-a-Relationship so many times in the last 6 months that I'm afraid the whole Status label is going to break and fall off my Facebook page.
Jerry: You're on Facebook!
George: Why, of course Jerry, I gotta stay on top of these things. It's an emerging technology that may have a solution for short, stocky, bald men. You never know.
Jerry: What happened to Slow-witted?
George: What is with this obsession with Quick-wit? What are we, McDonald's? Hey, I may be slow but I am a good-wit, a Gourmet wit.
Elaine: I'm on that thing, too.
Jerry: You are!
(Everyone looks at Kramer who is sipping shake out of a long glass)
Kramer: I have three hundred and forty two friends
Jerry: Boy, I gotta get on this thing, friendship that you can turn on or off or even pause at the click of a button, it's like remote-control for the friendship. I might like that!
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