(Jerry and George are in the coffee shop. George has been looking for a job)
George: If it weren't for the Writer's block that I suffer from, I wouldn't be looking for a job right now.
Jerry: People get that block AFTER writing something that is actually read by someone
George: Well, I got it BEFORE! So what's wrong with that!
Jerry: It's not like Athlete's foot that you can get even if your athletic skills are envied only by a couch potato straight from Idaho
George (feeling disappointed and a tad guilty): I guess I don't have that, the Athlete's foot
Jerry: I'm sorry to hear that
George: But I think I may have Achilles heel
Jerry: And a face that can launch a thousand reasons to break-up
George: Well, bear in mind Jerry, I do have the most beautiful hands
George: If it weren't for the Writer's block that I suffer from, I wouldn't be looking for a job right now.
Jerry: People get that block AFTER writing something that is actually read by someone
George: Well, I got it BEFORE! So what's wrong with that!
Jerry: It's not like Athlete's foot that you can get even if your athletic skills are envied only by a couch potato straight from Idaho
George (feeling disappointed and a tad guilty): I guess I don't have that, the Athlete's foot
Jerry: I'm sorry to hear that
George: But I think I may have Achilles heel
Jerry: And a face that can launch a thousand reasons to break-up
George: Well, bear in mind Jerry, I do have the most beautiful hands
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