Sunday, September 18, 2011

Kramer's Job

(Jerry, George and Kramer are having breakfast at the Coffee shop. George is dressed up for a job interview)

Jerry: Really, you got a job interview now, in this tough economy? I guess the opposite thing is still working for you, doom time is your time.

George: What can I say, when the going gets upside down, the opposites get going

Jerry: You must be feeling really confident about this interview, there's nothing Biff about you today.

George: Of course, and I don't want to take any chances with confidence, it's a bubble, so I'm wearing my favorite underwear today

Jerry: That gives you real confidence?

George:It doesn't?

Jerry: I don't know...he feels great not wearing anything down there!  (pointing thumb at Kramer sitting next to him). You two represent opposite ends of the spectrum and I'll tell you, I'm getting really tired running from one end of the spectrum to the other at a moment's notice and back. It's a big spectrum you know.

George: Huge spectrum

Kramer: Jerry, come on, if it'll make you feel any better, I'll never go to a job interview, there...that better?

Jerry: That's comforting

George: Why would you, you already got a job, you're the Vice President of the Mooch Division at Jerry's office

Jerry: That's not comforting

Kramer ( little confused yet a little proud): Vice President, huh?

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