(Jerry and George are in the Coffee shop, George seems a little off)
Jerry: You know, I had no idea I have this skill. I could almost tell just from your face, it's been 6 months since you've dated anyone
George: I am dying to belong to a club that would have someone like me for a member, dying.
Jerry: The whole dating world is like a huge departmental store with 1000s of clothing items. You pick something based on time you have, mood you're in, others recommendations etc and return it if it tuns out a bad choice the next day.
George: I'm shouting at them; I'm on sale, 50% off!
Jerry: I guess with people, it's 50% off of ego.
George: Whatever
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