(The gang is taking a vacation after they are out of jail, they are going on a longish road trip. They all have firmly decided not to take any vacations that involve any flying! George's father is not happy, he says; "who takes a vacation just for coming out of jail". Even the gang ponders on the subject of going to vacation after jail but then feel comfortable as Kramer mentions that his friend Bob Sacamano took a vacation after he came out of jail)
Jerry: I am taking this food and gas exit, I really have to go.
George: Food and gas exit??? You gotta be kidding me!
Jerry: Why
George: If I had a dime for every 10 bucks I spent just so I could use a restroom at a gas station or a food place, I'd be an idiot for spending 10 bucks to earn a dime.
Elaine: I agree, those "Restrooms are for Customers only" signs are a real slap in the face
George: Restrooms within the city; I'm your man, I know exactly the places you can go without getting a look. On highways, I am sucker.
Jerry: I am taking this food and gas exit, I really have to go.
George: Food and gas exit??? You gotta be kidding me!
Jerry: Why
George: If I had a dime for every 10 bucks I spent just so I could use a restroom at a gas station or a food place, I'd be an idiot for spending 10 bucks to earn a dime.
Elaine: I agree, those "Restrooms are for Customers only" signs are a real slap in the face
George: Restrooms within the city; I'm your man, I know exactly the places you can go without getting a look. On highways, I am sucker.
Jerry: For a Beverage-heavy nation, there just isn't matching rest room infrastructure
Kramer (sitting in the back with Elaine, eyes closed, opens up his eyes suddenly): That's it! I've got it. Drive Thru Restrooms! That is what this country really needs. You just pull up and swipe your card, door opens up. It looks like 4-lane Drive thru ATM
George: No parking, no asking, no waiting and No Looks!
Jerry: If we have Drive Thrus for ATMs, why not for Rest Rooms, in both cases you're pulling valuables out of your pants. It's a good idea. I think jail time has done wonders for Kramer. It's almost as if he went to College.
Kramer: 50 cents a pop, just swipe your card
Jerry: How about annual pass, George might like that
George: Actually, there should be a button that says Emergency, if I press that the door should open up immediately, should let you pay on the way out
Jerry: So, what are we looking at, one drive-thru restroom every 40-50miles on freeways?
Kramer: I don't do those kind of details. There are plenty of top notch Business schools in this country churning out people who love to do that kinda math
Jerry: Oh yeah, jail graduates don't do that
Elaine: There will be an iPhone App that gives you the wait times at the nearest drive-thru en route
Jerry: That's a given
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